Carly Rae Jepsen Implores, “Don’t Leave Me on the Dance Floor”—And After Seeing the Jeremy O. Harris-Directed Video, It Would Be Impossible To
Madonna may have insisted, “If your dance floor feels dead maybe you’re playing the wrong music” earlier this year (meant as no “real” shade at [Read More…]
The Messy Bitch from Tove Lo’s “Habits (Stay High)” is Redefined on “DNH”
With “DNH” (a.k.a. “Drunk n’ Horny”), the third single (following “I’m Your Girl, Right?” and “Des Fleurs”) from Tove Lo’s upcoming sixth album, Estrus, there [Read More…]
Alas, Now Ray of Light II Really Can’t Ever Be
Prior to Madonna’s “full-on” Confessions II rollout, William Orbit took to social media in March of 2026 to declare, “Right. Let’s put this Madonna ROL [Read More…]
Ellie Goulding Brings Back Some 2010s Energy with “Ravers”
Following the self-reflectiveness of “Black Prada Dress” and the slow jam of a love song that is “4 Seasons,” Ellie Goulding has offered up a [Read More…]
Madonna and Kylie Minogue’s Collaboration on the “Love Sensation” Afterhours Mix is the Culmination of Years of Foreplay—Thus, What an (Ear) Orgasm!
The sexual tension, so to speak, between Madonna and Kylie Minogue has been simmering and sizzling since at least 2000 (though also long before, with [Read More…]
Slayyyter’s “Beat Up Chanel$” Reanimates in the Form of “Brand New Chanel$”
As Slayyyter prepares the world for her inverse album to WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA, WOR$T MAN IN AMERICA (not sure why it’s not “WOR$T BOY”), [Read More…]
Reimagining Madonna’s “School” as the Song That’s Playing During Britney Spears’ “…Baby One More Time” Video
Because Britney Spears announced herself to the world in a way that essentially shouted, “Hey pedos, check me out!,” it would still be deemed problematic [Read More…]
Gregg Araki’s I Want Your Sex: A PSA for Gen Z to Fuck
If anyone was “sex positive” long before that term became chic, it’s Gregg Araki (and, well, Madonna). Known as a leading voice in the Queer [Read More…]
Killing the Audition: Ariana Grande’s “Petal” Video
Ostensibly set during a time when “cattle calls” were still the norm for casting, the opening to Ariana Grande’s “Petal” video (directed by her go-to [Read More…]
Ariana Grande Continues to Show Her Mettle with Petal
Now eight albums in, Ariana Grande has the skill of “mining her life for her art” down to a science. And yet, with Petal, something [Read More…]
