Category: Commentary
Feminism Hits Emojis
While it took many years for hordes of women to be able to say that they were assaulted or violated in some way (of which [Read More…]
Cardi B Getting Back Together With Offset & The Myth of the Empowered Woman
Despite being the first female rapper to land the ultimate symbol of being an icon (even if she had to share that glory with, strangely, [Read More…]
What Rich People Don’t Realize Is That Servers Have All the Power, Or Pete Davidson’s Custom Playlist
It was said in Matthew 5:5, “Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.” But, as usual, the bible was wrong, for it [Read More…]
Bush Shit: The Injustice of George H.W. Bush Dipping Out Before Having to Deal With Any of the Consequences of His Environmental Decisions
George H.W. Bush, who became mildly more respected later on in life, along with just about every other Republican president that is now deemed a [Read More…]
You Can’t Fuck Up a “Dating Scene” That’s Already Decimated: The Amazon by Way of Long Island City Bro Infiltration
“The dating scene,” a term that is almost as unreal in tangible existence as “the matrix,” takes on a particularly cartoonish in its laughability bent [Read More…]
Capitulate to Your Class: The Kim Kardashian Private Firefighter Backlash & What It Says About Poor People Jealousy
For whatever bizarre and pointless reason, those who are, shall we say, poor (which, in the current year signifies not being a millionaire) still relish [Read More…]
“We’re Gonna Have A Nice Family Dinner”: Clueless & The Highlight on a Moment of Peak White Suburban Repression
Dan Hedaya has played many parts in his decade-spanning career, among the most important being Richard Nixon in Dick, but his most valuable of all [Read More…]
“Namaste in Bed” As Testament to/Problem With Millennial Coping Mechanisms
Where the graphic/word tee game is concerned, there has never been a generation more in tune with expressing themselves via this medium than millennials (even [Read More…]
The #SheDominatedMeToo, #SheTheShrew Movement
There was a time, long ago now, it seems, when the notion of a woman raping a man was completely and utterly unfathomable. In the [Read More…]
The Feud That Escalated Between Nicki Minaj and Cardi B Speaks to the “Crash” Conundrum of Blackness
Crash was, like La La Land, one of those Oscar-hyped/winning films that people instantaneously lauded before ripping it a new asshole for being “contrived” and [Read More…]
