Category: Commentary
The Non-Glamorous Side of “Naked Athena”: Road Rash on a Nude Ass
As the number of images coming out of Portland amid the infiltration of federal “agents” deployed by one, Donald Trump, continues to swell, one of [Read More…]
#FindSomethingNew: Better If Imagined As A Sexual Exploration Campaign Called #TrySomethingNew
As Ivanka Trump continues to shill Goya products for no benefit other than to 1) assure us we’re in an endless episode of Twin Peaks [Read More…]
Grimes, You Okay?, Or: Why Does This Image of Elon Musk and Kanye West Look Like They’ll Shoot You If You Don’t Buy A Tesla and Some Yeezys?
As Kanye West continues to be chill in the role of douchebag white businessman’s ally (despite the irony of having recently released the racially charged [Read More…]
LDR Further Ramifies Into An Amalgam of Elena Richardson From Little Fires Everywhere & Lena Dunham
As LDR insists on not wanting to “beat a dead horse,” she nonetheless continues to speak on her “not controversial” (as she calls it) comments [Read More…]
The Gender Double Standard of Drinking in the 60s & Beyond
It was at the end of the 1960s that a staged protest by Betty Friedan and other feminist activists supporting the National Organization for Women [Read More…]
Telling People Not to Go Outside Is the New Telling People Not to Smoke
It is ingrained in human nature, for whatever reason, to do the opposite of what one is told–particularly if that form of telling is severe [Read More…]
The Strange Irony Behind Inventing the Biohazard a.k.a. Virus Symbol
Considering the renewed prevalence of the portentous symbol originally intended to be associated with biohazardous waste/that which might be harmful to human health, it bears [Read More…]
Madonna Speaking to Us From Her Rose Petal-Filled Bath About How “COVID-19 Is the Great Equalizer” Is Peak Why Celebrities Are the New Marie Antoinette Right Now
*disclaimer: I am a Madonna fan forever and always, but everyone has their limits now and again Regardless of whether or not it was Mother’s [Read More…]
The Entire Sense of American Identity Just Got Gut-Punched
Long notorious for having the reputation of working “harder” but not smarter, Americans are inoculated (no vaccine pun intended) from an early age to believe [Read More…]
Americans Thinking They’re in Bona Fide Quarantine Presently Understand Why 50s Housewives Went Insane
In 2011, after three Cornell alumni of Long Island privilege used said privilege to nurture the success of a website called Betches Love This, which [Read More…]
