Category: Film
You’re Cordially Invited Feels Like a Lindsay Lohan Netflix Movie
In addition to You’re Cordially Invited being generally cringeworthy, it’s also the kind of “comedy” to rival one of Lindsay Lohan’s recent “offerings” for Netflix. In point [Read More…]
You’re Cordially Invited (To Cringe)
By the end of You’re Cordially Invited, the discerning viewer wants so badly to believe that Reese Witherspoon and Will Ferrell signed onto this project with [Read More…]
The Measured “Cynicism” of Heart Eyes
It’s been a while since a truly mainstream or even remotely well-known Valentine’s slasher movie has graced audiences with its presence in a theater. In [Read More…]
A House Is Not A Home (Unless It’s Haunted): Presence
Steven Soderbergh and David Koepp are no strangers to working on film projects both blockbuster-y and “indie” (read: “small” a.k.a. “low-budget”). So, in a way, [Read More…]
Turns Out, You CAN Be A Pimp and a Prostitute Too: Harrison Lee Van Buren
With Harrison Lee Van Buren (Guy Pearce) fast rising up the ranks of Most Evil Capitalists Ever Rendered to Film (move over, Duke Brothers from Trading [Read More…]
Brutality Abounds in The Brutalist
While the backlash might be coming for The Brutalist the same way it’s come for Emilia Pérez (in the former’s case, from enraged architects), there’s no arguing that it’s got [Read More…]
The Beginning of a Moral Gray Area in Media on Live Color TV: September 5
Of course, many might wonder why, of all the historical subject matters to focus on, yet again, the events of the Munich massacre on September [Read More…]
FKA Twigs’ “24hr Dog” Is the New Babygirl Theme Song
While Babygirl, tragically, did not receive the Academy Award recognition it deserved on the sonic front (Sky Ferreira’s “Leash” was robbed—robbed!), it seems as though it’s [Read More…]
Joan Baez (By Way of Monica Barbaro) Eclipses Suze Rotolo a.k.a. Sylvie Russo (By Way of Elle Fanning) Again
If one is to go by the version of events presented in James Mangold’s A Complete Unknown, the character of Sylvie Russo, designed to double for [Read More…]
A Complete(ly Predictable) Unknown
Bob Dylan might have been too “humble” to actually show up to the ceremony that foolishly chose to honor him for the Nobel Prize in [Read More…]
