Guy Fawkes is no longer the only one with a claim to November 5th. Now, thanks to her residency at Planet Hollywood, the city of Las Vegas–specifically the Clark County Commission–has declared November 5th “Britney Day.” The first annual celebration was held at the LINQ Promenade, a wet dream of a commercial space where Britney herself “spent time” with fans who showed up to get into the spirit of the occasion. All that hard work finally paid off, bitch
It’s unclear if this holiday will remain a long-term one after Spears’ “Piece of Me” show is over. But, in the meantime, she’s been given the keys to the city, which might have been a bad idea in the past, but now seems relatively safe when considering that they could have been given to Paris Hilton instead. Being a shill gets you the keys to the city in Vegas
The first one hundred “Britneys” (or people with a variation on the spelling of the name) were given tickets to Spears’ show that night. And so it would seem that in order to sustain the popularity of this holiday, Spears is going to have to drag her body to Las Vegas every November 5th to remind people that it’s happening. Then again, if Jesus Day (June 10th) in Texas can remain in effect after George W. Bush’s institution of it as governor, maybe there’s hope for Britney Day yet.
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