Tag: Ariana Grande
Billie Eilish Is A Jobist
Despite the increasingly worn-down veneer of what “work” is supposed to “mean” in a post-COVID world, Billie Eilish, that ever-increasingly normie Gen Zer/goy toy, has [Read More…]
After Descriptions of Ariana Grande and Dalton Gomez’s Wedding, One Yearns For the Dramatic Days of Madonna and Sean Penn in Malibu
With the recent description Ariana Grande’s “low-key” (a polite term for basic and unremarkable) wedding to Dalton Gomez publicized during the week after the event [Read More…]
Gay Boys Love to See Themselves From Ari’s Point of View
It’s no secret that Ariana Grande has always shown support for the LGBTQIA+ community. And it isn’t just because her brother, Frankie, is gay, but [Read More…]
The Existential Question of Our Times: Netflix or Hulu? (Baby, You Choose)
While the remix of “34+35” might not have done much to assure one’s faith in the original, it did leave an opportunity for Megan Thee [Read More…]
Ariana Grande Finds A Tie-In For Her Current Fembot Brand With The Weeknd’s “Save Your Tears” Remix
Well-worn collaborators at this point (having already performed “Love Me Harder” and “Off the Table” together), The Weeknd has enlisted Ariana Grande to reinvigorate his [Read More…]
Lust + Love: More Sexual Innuendo and Promises of Forever on Positions (Deluxe)
While “pov” was the perfect cap to the lockdown pop stylings of Ariana Grande’s positions in October of last year (everyone’s beloved 2020), the chanteuse [Read More…]
Ariana Grande’s “34+35” Remix Video: What Britney Spears’ Concept For “Slumber Party” Should Have Been
Even though Britney Spears has a much better knack than Ariana Grande for creating simple music videos that transcend into something iconic (e.g. “…Baby One [Read More…]
34+35 Remix Still Doesn’t Add Up to the Best Single Choice From Positions
Although Positions might not have achieved the level of acclaim that thank u, next did, that wasn’t to say that the record, touting ample Brandy [Read More…]
Excuse Me, I Love You: Once Again, There Will Never Be A Candle Held to Truth or Dare
At some point during Ariana Grande’s pre-show playlist for the Sweetener World Tour (or the Sweetener/Thank U, Next World Tour, if you prefer), Madonna’s “Cherish” [Read More…]
Mariah, Ariana and Jennifer: A Christmas Simulation
Mariah Carey, by now a well-known whore for Christmas and all the dividends that arrive in her bank account with it, has not gotten lazy [Read More…]
