Tag: Jennifer Lopez
Toss Maid in Manhattan & Pretty Woman in the Screenplay Blender and You Have Second Act
With thirty-two film credits to her name, starting with her first role in 1986’s My Little Girl, Jennifer Lopez is more “movie star” than singer [Read More…]
J. Lo’s “Limitless” Video Enlists Pride Rock Tableaus to Presumably Inspire
The Lion King has long been an inspiration to us all. Except that part where Mufasa brutally kicks the bucket. Evidently, this is also the [Read More…]
J. Lo in Capri & the Myth of Italy
People have such staunch and unshakeable ideas about Italy, especially when it comes to idealizing it. Who knows if this was always the case or [Read More…]
Like the Rest of Us, J. Lo Ignores the Demise of Capitalism With “Dinero”
Before Jennifer Lopez rolled out the music video for “Dinero,” she unleashed the first live performance of it at the Billboard Music Awards, where, as [Read More…]
The Woeful Portrayal of Willie Lopez
You wouldn’t be able to identify Rick Aviles by his true name on sight. No, you would, if you were a movie aficionado worth your [Read More…]
J. Lo Takes Us on A Decade Safari of Used & Abused Women in “Ain’t Your Mama” Video
If you haven’t already become privy to the anti-Oedipal anthem, “Ain’t Your Mama,” it’s time to give Jennifer Lopez’s latest single a listen accompanied by [Read More…]
“Ain’t Your Mama” Tears the Oedipus Complex a New Asshole
Regardless of the controversy surrounding Jennifer Lopez’s latest single (due its Dr. Luke-produced beats), the song has undeniable value when it comes to the very [Read More…]
Why Do Modern Rom-Coms Make Us Cringe?
There was a time when rom-coms couldn’t be churned out fast enough. Now, one has to suck a studio exec’s dick (though, when doesn’t one [Read More…]
J. Lo and Iggy Azalea’s “Booty” Exhibits a Lackluster Attempt to Compete Against Nicki Minaj
It’s a sad affair when two white girls (Jennifer Lopez has, by this time, evolved into a white woman) make an attempt to have an [Read More…]
