Tag: Kim Kardashian
Regina George Probably Would’ve Been Praised for Her Burgeoning Badonkadonk Rather Than Made Fun of For It in the Now
Back in 2004, when Mean Girls served as ostensibly the last truly iconic high school movie at the same level as Heathers or Clueless, our [Read More…]
Kiss of the Vampire Family: On the Kardashian-Jenners Dressing as Actual Talented Icons for Halloween
With the unveiling of Kylie Jenner’s first Halloween costume of the “season,” a certain pattern of the Kardashian-Jenner juggernaut has been encapsulated. That is to [Read More…]
Andy Warhol Is All Over The American Meme, Literally and Figuratively
“You are exactly what he would have loved,” Kathy Hilton tells her socialite daughter, Paris as they talk about Andy Warhol and flip through old [Read More…]
The Defunct Ability to Lampoon Presidents With the Marilyn Monroe “Happy Birthday” Shtick
In 1993, the inauguration of Bill Clinton left the Gen X denizens of the U.S. with a sense of potential hope for the future. Well, [Read More…]
Capitulate to Your Class: The Kim Kardashian Private Firefighter Backlash & What It Says About Poor People Jealousy
For whatever bizarre and pointless reason, those who are, shall we say, poor (which, in the current year signifies not being a millionaire) still relish [Read More…]
Wanting to Believe Kanye West Has A Master Plan, Is Sleeping With the Enemy for “Intent”–But Knowing Like Everything Else, It’s All A Raw Dog Operation
While most people have and are continuing to abandon the deranged ship that is Kanye West, some would still like to believe there is a [Read More…]
The Pot That Called The Kettle Black: Pete Davidson Mocking Kanye for Being a “Jackass”
Sensing the potential of Ariana Grande catching onto the very overt fact that she could do much better or, at the very least, go the [Read More…]
Celebrity Skin Care is the New Celebrity Fragrance: Paris Hilton’s ProD.N.A. to Take On Madonna’s MDNA
Because every celebrity isn’t a true celebrity until they have the means to bankroll a skin care line, it seems Paris Hilton is further asserting [Read More…]
“Boschian Spectacle” Is Perhaps Too Kind a Phrase to Describe the Image of Donald Trump & Kim Kardashian Together
It’s taken a few days to digest a certain image that one thought surely must have been the manufactured creation of Syrian legend Saint Hoax. [Read More…]
The New Kimoji Pack, Or: Is the Increased Commodification of Feminism Wrong?
When it comes to even normal emojis, things can tend to get scandalous with innuendo-laden dissection (the dictionary finally ceded to those with any lingering [Read More…]