Tag: Lindsay Lohan
And I Will Always Hate Lifetime: The Network That Keeps Making Shitty Movies About Dead People
After the back to back shame and embarrassment of The Brittany Murphy Story and Aalyiah: Princess of R&B, Lifetime is back to give and receive [Read More…]
The Mean Girls Reunion Spread Indicates None of the Former Cast Members Have Shit to Do
When Mean Girls came out, all those years ago in 2004, it was already being likened to a modern day Heathers. Ten years later, it’s [Read More…]
Round Up The Cattle: Evan Rachel Wood Breaks Down Her 2003 Group Photo Shoot for Vanity Fair
From approximately 2002 to 2006, the tween/teen world was experiencing a Golden Age. From the Olsen twins general prevalence to Gilmore Girls to Amanda Bynes [Read More…]
Lifetime Continues to Decimate the Memory of Various Dead People With an Aaliyah Biopic
In addition to perfecting the art of the trashy TV movie, Lifetime has now fine-tuned the art of the trashy TV biopic. In the aftermath [Read More…]
Tara Reid and the Ills of Being a Full-Time Party Girl
Whether they know it or not, it’s every female child’s dream to be a full-time party girl. Not to be confused with a socialite, this [Read More…]
Regina George As A Better Version of Caesar
As any Mean Girls enthusiast knows, Gretchen Wieners (Lacey Chabert) once saliently compared Regina George to Julius Caesar. And, in truth, Regina would have far [Read More…]
The Celebrities Who’ve Grafted the American Flag With the Most Sophistication
There was a time when wearing American flag garb meant you were some kind of hillbilly or shit kicker. Over time, however, it’s evolved in [Read More…]
Celebrating Lindsay Lohan’s Triumph in Making It Past 27
Twenty-seven proved to be a disappointingly tame year for Lindsay Lohan. For someone who had spent most of her twenties living in a drug-addled haze [Read More…]
James Is a Giant Douche
When you’re writing gets noticed solely because you happen to already be famous, I suppose it makes sense to attract interest by writing about someone [Read More…]
In Defense of Mandy Moore’s Film Career
We all know there are certain “low-brow” actors (Sandra Bullock used to be one of them, for example). And then there are the pop stars [Read More…]
