Tag: Mariah Carey Bryan Tanaka
Mariah Carey’s New Single, “With You,” Ironically Slightly Less Needy Than 1994 Single, “Without You”
Immortalized to the true extent of all its cheesy glory in 2001’s Bridget Jones’ Diary with Bridget (Renee Zellweger) herself karaokeing a truly atrocious rendition [Read More…]
The Mariah Carey/Bryan Tanaka Allowance Rumor Iterates A Larger Truth For Most Women: Yo Ass Gots to Pay for Monogamy
If you’re wondering what it takes to secure a boyfriend, to get some steady dick–in short, maintain an enduring relationship of any kind with a [Read More…]
